• Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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(Source: hoebutmadefashion, via fivegoldencockrings)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via kanyewesticle)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)